In most democrat run cities it’s hard to get police if your life depended on it. In Ohio, no words.

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Ohio woman calls cops to probe penis-shaped meat from store

Weiner and beans, anyone? An Ohio woman bought a package of what she thought was smoked turkey tails at a supermarket – but thought she got the shaft when she noticed a decidedly phallic-shaped pie…

nypost.com

 

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In Portland you get shot and call 911, they tell you we can send someone out in a couple of days, does 3 o clock work for you? Some town in Ohio you call the police, and say my meat looks like a penis, and they send out the police.