Looking for input

[shaqheat]

I am going to be part of a roast in a couple of weeks in Palm Beach Gardens. It is a fundraiser for Kiwanis and I will be representing the Canes. There will be representatives for UF, FSU and FAU. We will all be taking turns going at each other. Please send anything that is current and would land below the belt while still being appropriate for a Kiwanis event... If that is possible, lol.

I am going to do an awesome job repping the U, especially with your help!

P.S. I have never done anything like this before and didn't really realize how big an event this would be so I could really use all the help I can get.

 

[honeyiv]

Depends on if it's before or after 9/7/13. I have a completely different line of material for you depending...

 

[shaqheat]

LOL, true that Honey... But unfortunately it's before.

 

[honeyiv]

Well that's not good news at all.

You'll have to stick with the basic stuff. "...how many Gators does it take to..."

 

[kgdaU]

I would love to go. Where is it at in the Gardens? Open to everyone?

 

[OrangeBowlMagic]

I'd start off with something along the lines of "Wow it's good to see some Gators here....I just hope all your parole officers know where you are" and "Wow Steve Spurrier to Urban Meyer to Will Muschamp.....I haven't seen that many lying, cheating rednecks since Dukes of Hazzard went off the air."

 

[juansantini]

Now that ^^ was funny

 

[honeyiv]

Originally posted by OrangeBowlMagic:

I'd start off with something along the lines of "Wow it's good to see some Gators here....I just hope all your parole officers know where you are" and "Wow Steve Spurrier to Urban Meyer to Will Muschamp.....I haven't seen that many lying, cheating rednecks since Dukes of Hazzard went off the air."

That was very good material.

 

[shaqheat]

Yes kdgdaU. It is a fundraiser. I will get location and times tonight at meeting and post in the morning.

 

[shaqheat]

Awesome stuff OrangeBowl! Definitely using...

 

[cfoster cane]

Any joke that involves the 2008 Gators walking into a bar. So a minister, a racist and a murderer... Maybe Stephen Ross is the bartender who is happy to see them.

 

[Gator Bait96]

Originally posted by OrangeBowlMagic:

I'd start off with something along the lines of "Wow it's good to see some Gators here....I just hope all your parole officers know where you are" and "Wow Steve Spurrier to Urban Meyer to Will Muschamp.....I haven't seen that many lying, cheating rednecks since Dukes of Hazzard went off the air."