I would cancel my season tickets and stay home and watch paint dry. I don't care if he wins, it is the most boring brand of basketball there is. I have the Virginia/Saint Bonaventure game on in the background while I'm doing a crossword puzzle and Virginia went 7 minutes without scoring and they were only losing by one point after that stretch. It's 21 – 17 at the half.
I'm going to go watch something more exciting, like curling.
I'm going to go watch something more exciting, like curling.
