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The proper way to greet natives in Brazil?

What is the polite custom of greeting when deep in the Amazon?

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hootie0278

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I will be traveling to the Amazon soon, and if I encounter a primitive culture of natives, I was wondering what was the proper and polite custom of greeting.
 
How about, "Hi, I have some candy bars and colored baubles, I'm sorry I didn't think to bring any bras."
 
I will be traveling to the Amazon soon, and if I encounter a primitive culture of natives, I was wondering what was the proper and polite custom of greeting.
Advice: When encountering hostile natives at the sharp end of their spear, always be clear, "No, I'm not Donald Trump."
"However, I do come bearing gifts. How would you like some fresh covid?"
 
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