The other day a friend of mine walked into a New York restaurant to have dinner and was greeted with, 'Do you and your guest have your vaccination cards with you?'
Hostess: Hello.
Patron: Hi, table for two, please
Hostess: Sure, and your name.
Patron: Tracy
Hostess: Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
Patron: We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
HHostess: Um, looks like Tom will be your server tonight.
Patron: Great. Can you show us Tom’s vaccination card?
Hostess: Um…
Patron: And also, can you provide me with proof that Tom is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases such as VD?
Hostess: Um…
Patron: Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc., so if you could provide us with Tom’s most recent screen, that would be great.
Hostess: Um... Let me get the manager for you.
Patron: That would be great, but we'll want to see his vaccination card too!