My top five:
5) I was in Coral gables trying to see a girl i use to goto high school with that said she lived in coconut grove and was real close. I took one wrong turn on a fri night and honestly, I think i was still in the area (I’m from Orlando and don’t know miami well), took one wrong turn where that circular liquer store was with bars all around and kept driving in. I call her up and say, “heather, I think I made a wrong turn. Theres no way you live here. Her answer “Stop being a pussy this isn’t lake mary your fine”. So i keep driving (I’m like ok I guess deserved that lol but it keeps getting worse). Theres no street lights and its pitch black yet everyone’s still out like it’s a Saturday afternoon. Grown men on bikes driving by my truck trying to look into my truck. Dealers camped out on both sides of the street etc. i couldn’t drive through it because it just kept getting worse. Eventually I just said **** it I’m making a U turn in somebodies drive way that’s not there and I’m not stopping on my way out. Less than a minute after that somebody jumped on the hood of my car, I didn’t stop. Next thing you know people are throwing shit at my car as I’m driving not stoping for dealers trying to approach me. Heather had a great laugh at that one when she found out where I was but none the less, great night. I got my concealed a week later.
4) 13th street sanford florida. I’m doing a charity drop off at the out reach rescue mission. It’s 11am on a Mon. I’ve been here before because I’ve done a lot of work at the rescue mission but on this day two guys literally walk right in front of my truck and meet in the middle of the street as I’m driving 25 mph. I screech on my breaks and just look at them like WTF?! Guy pulls out a gun and starts talking shit. I duck down, they do their thing, walk away and drive like 100 more yards to the mission. I say to earnie im calling the cops when i get there, he’s like don’t bother.
3) Birmingham alabama. Driving from tuscaloosa to the airport and a bridge burnt down or something and I had to take a detour in Birmingham. Was pretty close to the stadium legend field which i thought was cool at the time. Not so cool, even at dawn. Needless to say similar situation as to the one when I was in the back side of coconut grove. Difference is that when it’s not completely dark you can see everything and everyone and it was just a lot more people with a lot more shit going on in a way more screwed up area. In miami people live in some what decent houses even in bad areas. In Birmingham people live in house that you’d be shocked to see people living in. No doors, windows, cars etc. just completely delapidated.
2) Memphis Tennessee . Trying to get to beal street. I guess theres a better way to get there that we didn’t take other wise beal street wouldn’t be on the map any more as a tourist attraction. With my dad in his navigatir with our fl plate on the back and canes plate on the front. Got dirty looks and people yelling shit at us the whole time then, boom! Loud pop and you see like twenty people coming running out of a house we were driving by.
1) ozark Missouri. By far the most intense. My dad use to have a cabin out there like sixty plus years ago and it was way out in the sticks and he wanted to revisit it. Just as we get to the out skirts we stop for ice/gas. I pump while my dad goes in for ice. a shitty truck pulls up with a bunch of cackly buck toothed girls in the bed yelling at me trying to get me into the truck. The guys in the cabin just giving me death stairs mouthing god knows what. Finally my dad comes back with one half melted bag of ice and just says lets go, get in the car. Lol, the guy at the little store charged us $20 for a bag of ice. My dad did the smart thing and just paid it. So we drive on, get further into the country. I’m like dad, I’m seeing little churches like every three miles but I’m not seeing any houses, where’s the congregate? He’s just like they’re there trust me. We finally get to where the cabin use to be, it was crazy there was just a tiny old school house that looked like something from three hundred years ago that was abandoned. All I could think of was that everyone knew we were there and didn’t want us there and that if they wanted to make us disappear no one would ever know. At least if i get shot in a typical rough neighborhood the police will come and they’ll find us. Not out here. Never. I get out of the car and fish for like five minutes. You could literally feel the eyes on you. I just say dad, nothings biting lets get back on the road fast.
5) I was in Coral gables trying to see a girl i use to goto high school with that said she lived in coconut grove and was real close. I took one wrong turn on a fri night and honestly, I think i was still in the area (I’m from Orlando and don’t know miami well), took one wrong turn where that circular liquer store was with bars all around and kept driving in. I call her up and say, “heather, I think I made a wrong turn. Theres no way you live here. Her answer “Stop being a pussy this isn’t lake mary your fine”. So i keep driving (I’m like ok I guess deserved that lol but it keeps getting worse). Theres no street lights and its pitch black yet everyone’s still out like it’s a Saturday afternoon. Grown men on bikes driving by my truck trying to look into my truck. Dealers camped out on both sides of the street etc. i couldn’t drive through it because it just kept getting worse. Eventually I just said **** it I’m making a U turn in somebodies drive way that’s not there and I’m not stopping on my way out. Less than a minute after that somebody jumped on the hood of my car, I didn’t stop. Next thing you know people are throwing shit at my car as I’m driving not stoping for dealers trying to approach me. Heather had a great laugh at that one when she found out where I was but none the less, great night. I got my concealed a week later.
4) 13th street sanford florida. I’m doing a charity drop off at the out reach rescue mission. It’s 11am on a Mon. I’ve been here before because I’ve done a lot of work at the rescue mission but on this day two guys literally walk right in front of my truck and meet in the middle of the street as I’m driving 25 mph. I screech on my breaks and just look at them like WTF?! Guy pulls out a gun and starts talking shit. I duck down, they do their thing, walk away and drive like 100 more yards to the mission. I say to earnie im calling the cops when i get there, he’s like don’t bother.
3) Birmingham alabama. Driving from tuscaloosa to the airport and a bridge burnt down or something and I had to take a detour in Birmingham. Was pretty close to the stadium legend field which i thought was cool at the time. Not so cool, even at dawn. Needless to say similar situation as to the one when I was in the back side of coconut grove. Difference is that when it’s not completely dark you can see everything and everyone and it was just a lot more people with a lot more shit going on in a way more screwed up area. In miami people live in some what decent houses even in bad areas. In Birmingham people live in house that you’d be shocked to see people living in. No doors, windows, cars etc. just completely delapidated.
2) Memphis Tennessee . Trying to get to beal street. I guess theres a better way to get there that we didn’t take other wise beal street wouldn’t be on the map any more as a tourist attraction. With my dad in his navigatir with our fl plate on the back and canes plate on the front. Got dirty looks and people yelling shit at us the whole time then, boom! Loud pop and you see like twenty people coming running out of a house we were driving by.
1) ozark Missouri. By far the most intense. My dad use to have a cabin out there like sixty plus years ago and it was way out in the sticks and he wanted to revisit it. Just as we get to the out skirts we stop for ice/gas. I pump while my dad goes in for ice. a shitty truck pulls up with a bunch of cackly buck toothed girls in the bed yelling at me trying to get me into the truck. The guys in the cabin just giving me death stairs mouthing god knows what. Finally my dad comes back with one half melted bag of ice and just says lets go, get in the car. Lol, the guy at the little store charged us $20 for a bag of ice. My dad did the smart thing and just paid it. So we drive on, get further into the country. I’m like dad, I’m seeing little churches like every three miles but I’m not seeing any houses, where’s the congregate? He’s just like they’re there trust me. We finally get to where the cabin use to be, it was crazy there was just a tiny old school house that looked like something from three hundred years ago that was abandoned. All I could think of was that everyone knew we were there and didn’t want us there and that if they wanted to make us disappear no one would ever know. At least if i get shot in a typical rough neighborhood the police will come and they’ll find us. Not out here. Never. I get out of the car and fish for like five minutes. You could literally feel the eyes on you. I just say dad, nothings biting lets get back on the road fast.