Vasectomy scheduled for tomorrow at 8am

[goum]

Got 2 awesome, healthy kids and a great wife. True Canes from birth!! Very lucky and feeling blessed. We agreed that 2's enough for us.

But... Being neutered like my dog by having my sack cut open is freaking me out!

Scheduled for a regular office visit with Valium and local anesthetic. Supposed to be 15 minutes and done.

Is it a piece of cake or am I in deep sh!t?

Please someone settle my nerves.
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[CaneNshytville]

Piece of cake...I did it about two years ago and it was nothing. Make sure you don't tell the wife that though....Get at least two good days of not having to do crap around the house.

 

[KLCane]

I thought this was an NCAA prediction.
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[two40]

How much money to become an enuch. Im thinking about this.

 

[rpelham]

Best thing I ever did. 12 years ago after my 5th child (3 mom's).
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[Matijay755]

It's pretty easy, except you chose a shit weekend to do it. You should have chosen a college football/nfl weekend, because all you do is sit around on a bag of frozen peas for 3 days.

As for the procedure it's a pretty simple process, worst part is the local, which is a needle into each one of the Cods. True story, the guy who did mine, his name was Dr. Nutting. Hahah, I figured, hell this guy has to be good at this with a name like that.

Get some nut hugger underwear if you don't already have some, and if you don't shave your junk do so tomorrow AM, so you don't have to waste time having them do it.

Good Luck.

 

[psionicgrimm]

snip, snip, skeet, skeet - good luck CANE brotha, I'm sure you'll be fine. I think the NCAA needs to get one of those so that they cannot breed any more corruption.

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[beercane]

Get yourself a couple bags of frozen vegetables and keep the boys cold. That's the secret.
Funny story, when I had mine my Dad was still alive and well into his 80's. I talked to him over the weekend and told him I had frozen blueberries on my sack. Went over there for dinner and picked up some blueberry muffins on the way. The look on his face when I set that muffin in front of him is something I'll never forget. I ain't eating that crap, boy!
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[ibiscaneville]

ice ice ice
or you will be sorry
do not cut the grass like i did

 

[cashinn83]

My brother did it he was sensitive for over 6 months... LOL DONT do it

 

[emiddle3]

Easy, just rest a few days afterward.

 

[advarkas]

At least you don't have to be spayed like flea...

 

[Swaggah64]

Dr Papir in Kendall did mine and a bunch of other people I know.

I had what felt like blue balls for 6 months but that was unusual. Most every one I know that had it done had an easier time.

I recommend it still. Best form of contraception.
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[GOCANES!!!]

@beercane that's one of the funniest pranks I've ever heard omg I'm cracking up over here lol

 

[LOOGEY]

No fear young man, I had mine done 25 years ago, I went by myself and drove home and then put a bag of ice most of the next couple of days. You'll be ready for kick off 8/30. Good luck!

 

[Bluto65]

Tape or use magic marker to write a note on or near your cojones.
"Please only cut the tubes, DO NOT CASTRATE ME!"

 

[gussmen]

Simple,quick,just about pain free.Had mine 25 years ago-sex life with wife increased about 50%-something to look foward tf course that increase only lasted a few years,still well worth it.

 

[BDAcane]

Simple solution is don't get put under when its done, anybody that I have ever talked to that was out cold while it was done hurt afterwards. Myself and everyone else that was awake an had a local didn't hurt. (Use bags of frozen peas) and get in writing from the wife "if you get this done ill give it to you when and where ever" laminate it and keep it in your wallet.

 

[jpcane]

Originally posted by CaneNshytville:
Piece of cake...I did it about two years ago and it was nothing. Make sure you don't tell the wife that though....Get at least two good days of not having to do crap around the house.

This...

Not bad at all, but I won't lie, I was one sweaty MF when I got up off the table.

 

[jonscott8]

Did it 5 years ago (3 kids, got my son the final try) after I got divorced. Zero discomfort during or after, frozen peas are recommended.

The worst part of my experience was I had a HOT prep nurse, shaving my region and I threw wood. She said it happens all the time.

The doc was an LSU fan but we chatted football through the process.

 

[goum]

Originally posted by Bluto65:
Tape or use magic marker to write a note on or near your cojones.
"Please only cut the tubes, DO NOT CASTRATE ME!"

 

[goum]

Originally posted by two40:
How much money to become an enuch. Im thinking about this.

240, Not exactly sure how much it will be out of pocket, but my insurance covers it.

 

[Hurricanemar]

HUGE upside you ask? Yes, I can now nut my brains out in every orifice and not worry about babies coming out! Frequency of sex went up dramatically...although I did cancel 3 times before finally going thru with it!

 

[bobmed1]

if you were jewish my brother u would not need surgery.... we are mentally neutered

 

[eddiemac66]

I wish you well...and all.....But seriously.....thinking of your scrotum being mutilated isn't something I want to read about....talk about....or whatever about.....C'mon man!

Best of luck....but I could have done without the visual......

EMac
Ft. Pierce, FL...via Homestead

 

[nufsed]

I'd rather the lady get a diaphragm!!!!!!!

Well it works!

 

[jcarter0031]

I have no kids and married and would love to get cut so I will not

 

[goum]

Originally posted by rpelham:
Best thing I ever did. 12 years ago after my 5th child (3 mom's).

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Stud - Or Crazy, not sure which one

 

[adhcane]

courageous man for doing it. and for bringing the news to this board.