Honey

[toledocane]

Toledo. The "book" says you are single, unmarried, have never kissed a girl, shot bee bees at small cats and lit fires. Is this true?

"The Book"?

 

[honeyiv]

But you can't catch me.

 

[honeyiv]

Yup. The shrink book. Dude. You are not all there! I am just trying to figure you out as I go. With some help of clients who are mental health professionals

 

[toledocane]

I don't think so . LOL It's plain to see. You keep chasing me.

It's plain to see that you're throwing a tantrum. Mommy! Mommy!

 

[honeyiv]

Toledo. Ever think about shock treatments?

 

[toledocane]

Yup. The shrink book. Dude. You are not all there! I am just trying to figure you out as I go. With some help of clients who are mental health professionals

I'm not all there? You've tried to research me. Claimed to have cell numbers. Posted the definition of schizophrenia...twice. Yes, you've proven to us all that you're stable. End of discussion.

 

[honeyiv]

Shock treatments worked well in the 50's But we can always bring them back for you.

 

[toledocane]

Would any real board bauce resort to trying to track an Ohio cell phone? Even worse, track it badly? Does it hurt to be found out?

 

[honeyiv]

Would any real board bauce resort to trying to track an Ohio cell phone? Even worse, track it badly? Does it hurt to be found out?

There is also the lobotomy option. You would look cool with half a brain.

 

[toledocane]

There is also the lobotomy option. You would look cool with half a brain.

Burn! You got me. Keep tracking that number. Keep resorting to things beneath a board bauce. You're really cementing your legacy here.

 

[honeyiv]

I have contacted Secret Service. They only cater to celebrity posters like me. I will have you know that my address has been altered. My dogs have new SS#s and my cell# is now a GHOST number. You can't get me Toledo. Also, I have cameras all over my house.

 

[honeyiv]

Face it. I am a celebrity. I am a BAUCE!!!! The hammer is not just hype.

 

[toledocane]

I have contacted Secret Service. They only cater to celebrity posters like me. I will have you know that my address has been altered. My dogs have new SS#s and my cell# is now a GHOST number. You can't get me Toledo. Also, I have cameras all over my house.

Yes. I'm clearly so threatened by you that I'll try to track you. Oh wait, you tried to track me!

 

[honeyiv]

Toledo. Let's talk about your treatment plan to mental health. Fellowship Home in Coral Gables would be a good start.

 

[Doc Holliday-JB]

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If you picked 15 minutes, you lose. If you picked 30 minutes, you win. It took 18 minutes.

 

[honeyiv]

Toledo must be taking a crap

 

[honeyiv]

I hope he didn't give up

 

[toledocane]

Face it. I am a celebrity. I am a BAUCE!!!! [/QUOTE]

Yes you are, clearly. Whe

Face it. I am a celebrity. I am a BAUCE!!!! The hammer is not just hype.

Yes, you are. When I think of all time Canesport bauces, they were all so insecure that they tried to track Ohio cell phone #s. They were all so secure that they argued with sub 500 post members till the early morning. You are right there with the best I've seen over my dozen years here, clearly.

 

[honeyiv]

Toledo. Listen.. I can have you BakerActed by posting this thread alone to any police dept. I hope you know that. You sound like an isolated loner.

 

[toledocane]

Toledo must be taking a crap

Sorry, had to piss. I know Canesport bauces like you aren't bothered by things like that.

 

[honeyiv]

Yes, you are. When I think of all time Canesport bauces, they were all so insecure that they tried to track Ohio cell phone #s. They were all so secure that they argued with sub 500 post members till the early morning. You are right there with the best I've seen over my dozen years here, clearly.

Yeah. But I had the RIGHT SHRINK and the RIGHT PATiENT!!! NO???

 

[honeyiv]

I don't think you pissed. I think you passed out. LOL.

 

[toledocane]

Toledo. Listen.. I can have you BakerActed by posting this thread alone to any police dept. I hope you know that. You sound like an isolated loner.

Then do it bitch! No idea what that is, but do it bitch!

 

[honeyiv]

Celebrity posters never pass out

 

[honeyiv]

Temper temper temper. This is where the serial killer in you comes out. I am always calm.

 

[toledocane]

Celebrity posters never pass out

Agreed. And they also aren't bothered enough by people like me to go deep into the night. Just sayin...

 

[honeyiv]

Toledo. It's about control. Total control.

 

[Doc Holliday-JB]

@gferman, nice thread. Bring back @Dr.L.ThugU

 

[toledocane]

Temper temper temper. This is where the serial killer in you comes out. I am always calm.

Didn't you just tell me a few nights ago that "I ****ING HATE YOU. I'LL KILL YOU." Oh that's right. That was in one of your many deleted threads. That means it didn't happen, right?

 

[honeyiv]

Toledo, listen. Control is more than a 7-letter word. It's my mastery of Canesport.

 

[honeyiv]

Now Toledo is trying to turn the serial killer nonsense on ME!!!! UNREAL!!!

 

[honeyiv]

Toledo, listen. I am such a BAUCE, if you print out this thread and show it to any bouncer in Miami you can get into any club. If you go to LIV just mention my name. HONEY. Do me a favor, don't mention my name at Sheldog's kids club in Lauderdale.

 

[toledocane]

@gferman, nice thread. Bring back @Dr.L.ThugU

Toledo, listen. Control is more than a 7-letter word. It's my mastery of Canesport.

Only a beta would pretend to be an alpha, arguing with someone as minor as toledocane. How will you reinsert your alpha status on the board tomorrow?

 

[toledocane]

@gferman, nice thread. Bring back @Dr.L.ThugU

His minions have surfaced

 

[honeyiv]

Only a beta would pretend to be an alpha, arguing with someone as minor as toledocane. How will you reinsert your alpha status on the board tomorrow?

Make sure you don't wander into any gay clubs. i have no pull there.

 

[honeyiv]

Only a beta would pretend to be an alpha, arguing with someone as minor as toledocane. How will you reinsert your alpha status on the board tomorrow?

For the record, I never called you minor. Just mental.

 

[toledocane]

Make sure you don't wander into any gay clubs. i have no pull there.

Blah blah blah. I have nothing to say....but damnit, I'm gonna keep talking!

 

[toledocane]

For the record, I never called you minor. Just mental.

I called myself minor. Because I don't feel the need to make myself bigger than I am. Novel concept, huh?

 

[honeyiv]

I called myself minor. Because I don't feel the need to make myself bigger than I am. Novel concept, huh?

I have lots of cams around my house in case your breach secret service

 

[toledocane]

Celebrity posters never pass out

I'm a self professed celebrity poster. Why won't you bow down to me?

 

[honeyiv]

If you murder me I will be a Canesport Martyr